Friday, May 26, 2006

Weekly Review for 5/26/06

  • Martha Stewart is going to start an online social network similar to MySpace.com. It will be cleaned and sanitized daily to keep those pesky, hard to reach areas clear of viruses.

  • Nike is teaming with Apple to create a mini iPod for running shoes. The shoes retail for about $100 and is being called a "smart shoe." They're so smart it can con a person out of $100.

  • In Washington, scientists are pursuing the creation of a Harry Potter-like “invisibility cloak.” They’ve been consulting with John Kerry to see how his works.

  • The White House says a bill that would grant legal status to illegal immigrants is analogous to a traffic law that allows a speeder to pay a fine and continue driving. Americans agree because both Illegal immigrants and traffic tickets make us scream and take money from our pocket.

  • A Minnesota man was arrested for intent to sell marijuana after his 6-year-old son and his friends discovered the 35 grams in the boy's Scooby Doo backpack. The man said he would have got away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

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