Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/30)

A church in Italy has exhumed the body of a saint and put it on display for public viewing. Officials got the idea when CNN extended Larry King’s contract.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/29)

Airlines are now serving first-class travelers meals that are cooked by different world-famous chefs. Passengers in coach get meals from a famous chef too – Chef Boyardee.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/24)

Earlier this week the New York Knicks fired Isiah Thomas as their head coach. I’m not saying he was unpopular in New York, but even Eliot Spitzer said he should be fired.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/23)

Danica Patrick became the first female to win an IndyCar event. Men are pointing to the fact that she not only finished first, but she did it without asking for directions.

Monday, April 21, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/21)

Snoop Dogg is coming out with a series of children’s books. The first one is called Dick and Mary Jane.

Friday, April 18, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/18)

Jimmy Carter met with a Palestinian terrorist in Syria. It's easy to understand his thinking. Gas prices are up, the economy is down, and Americans are worried about their future. The guy thinks he’s still President.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/17)

The Pope is in the middle of a 5-day U.S. trip. It was only supposed to be 2 days, but the Vatican booked him on American Airlines.

Monday, April 14, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/14)

A woman in Scotland was given 2 years’ probation for chewing off part of a man's ear after he called her fat. It was the highest rated beauty pageant in history.

Friday, April 11, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/11)

Brett Favre suggested he may return to the Green Bay Packers if new quarterback Aaron Rodgers goes down with an injury. This explains why John Madden asked Tonya Harding if she still has that lead pipe.

Monday, April 07, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/7)

This week 81 years ago, the first successful demonstration of television took place. The transmission was primitive and had no entertainment value, so not much has changed in 81 years.

Friday, April 04, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/4)

Air America has suspended liberal talk show host Randi Rhodes for a profane-laced nightclub act targeting Hillary Clinton. That’s amazing; Air America is still on the air?

Thursday, April 03, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/3)

Al Qaeda’s second-in-command Ayman al-Zawahri released a video where he answers questions submitted from around the world. Most people want to know the same thing: how is it possible that Obama bowled a 37?

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The Least You Should Know (4/1)

In California, doctors made medical history by removing a man’s appendix through his mouth. Now the hospital is baffled at all the women cancelling their scheduled C-sections.