Thursday, July 31, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/31)

A couple in China got caught trying to teach their dog to drive. They were served with a warning; the dog was served with potatoes and carrots.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/30)

In California, three men face charges after being involved in a wedding reception brawl with more than 100 people. Apparently they really wanted that garter.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/29)

An inmate jailed for sending spam e-mails walked away unnoticed from a Colorado federal prison camp. He was last seen wearing a replica Rolex that looked like the real thing.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/24)

In Georgia, the highway department determined signs that say “Men at Work” are sexist. And a lie.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/23)

The FAA is so desperate for air traffic controllers they’re recruiting high school students. That’s why starting August 1st there won’t be any flights before noon.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/22)

A Michigan man is suing two Christian publishers because the Bible says homosexuality is a sin. A defense attorney said the book isn't homophobic because the Author is a big fan of rainbows.

Monday, July 21, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/21)

After 27 years, commentator Billy Packer is finished with CBS sports. He’s not necessarily retiring; apparently that’s not a popular thing to do if you’re a Packer.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/17)

It's been determined that one of Toyota's top car engineers died from working too many hours. Apparently he was trying to adjust the clock in one of their cars.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/16)

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had twins over the weekend. To avoid rumors later in life they told the kids the truth right away: they’re not adopted.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/15)

Barack Obama told a crowd last week we have to teach our children to speak Spanish. Especially if they ever need extra towels at a motel.

Monday, July 14, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/14)

According to research, people consume fewer calories during meals by simply slowing down. And when you slow down to eat it’s safer to steer with your knees.

Friday, July 11, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/11)

A Wisconsin man allegedly faked a heart attack to avoid paying a restaurant tab. He's charged with falsifying a report and impersonating Fred G. Sanford.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/10)

Monday Barack Obama's plane made an unscheduled landing in St. Louis because the pilot couldn't keep the nose of the plane at the proper angle. Apparently it was tilting too far to the right.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/9)

Yankees co-chairman Hank Steinbrenner criticized his team for lack of offense. Alex Rodriquez has been trying to find some luck by swinging with a used bat.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/8)

Gun rights advocates in Atlanta want the right to carry in the airport. That should eliminate the airlines charging for extra bags.

Monday, July 07, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/7)

Last week lightning punched a hole in the nose of a plane in Australia. It happened right after the pilot announced the flight was on schedule.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/3)

Wal-Mart is changing its logo. They tested the current one; it has high levels of lead.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

The Least You Should Know (7/2)

An Iowa golfer got 2 holes-in-one in the same round. Don't confuse that with John Daly, who had two rounds in the same hole.