Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/25)

In a phone call with President Obama astronauts at the International Space Station said they could see the Great Wall. At least they though it was the Great Wall; it might've been the national deficit.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/24)

The woman who plays Susan on Sesame Street is recovering after being hit by a car. That’s why recent shows have been brought to you by the letters E and R.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/23)

A top global warming scientist admitted the earth hasn’t warmed in 15 years. The guy gave the illusion that it was hot, when really it wasn’t. He’s like a spokesman for Jon Goselin.

Monday, February 22, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/22)

An Austrian man is giving away his $4.8 million fortune. So he’s investing in General Motors.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/18)

A company planning to open a hotel in space says it will be able to accept its first paying guests in 2012. There are some drawbacks; it'll take light years to get room service.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/17)

The Who got mixed reviews on their Super Bowl performance. The show was sponsored by Bridgestone; they thought the Who in 2010 is perfect to promote re-treads.

Monday, February 15, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/15)

General Motors was reportedly stopped from selling Saab in December due to possible ties to the Russian Mafia. Suspiciouns grew when the buyer seemed to know a lot about the trunk space.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/11)

Some are wondering what to do with the 3-D glasses used to watch Avatar. It may be the biggest waste of a pair of glasses since O.J. Simpson said he’d look for the real killer.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/10)

President Obama wants to cancel NASA's moon budget. It’ll have an economic impact; without space exploration we can’t see how high the deficit is.

Monday, February 08, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/8)

PETA said it’s cruel to bring Punxsutawney Phil out in large crowds once a year and shine bright lights in his face. In other words, he’s like Dick Clark.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/4)

Avatar passed Titanic as the highest grossing film. So whether it’s science fiction characters or passengers freezing to death in the water, we’ll pay to see people turn blue.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/3)

Braille literacy is on the decline. There’s a simple explanation, but experts can’t quite put their finger on it.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/2)

The top prospect for the Oakland Athletics is leaving baseball to join the priesthood. To summarize, he’s leaving the A’s and joining the Padres.

Monday, February 01, 2010

The Least You Should Know (2/1)

Three bomb-sniffing dogs at Philadelphia International Airport failed their re-certification tests. It was because they refused to sniff anybody’s crotch without a lawyer present.