Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/31)

Last week a Wisconsin man ate his 25,000th Big Mac. He can remember his first one in 1972, because he's still digesting it.

Friday, May 27, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/27)

An Israeli couple is so obsessed with Facebook that they named their baby daughter Like. She is welcomed home by her brother, Buy it Now!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/25)

The unique hat worn by Princess Beatrice to the royal wedding brought over $130,000 at a charity auction. It’s a nice hat; you can hardly see the marks where airplanes have run in to it.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/24)

Colorado police caught a man driving with an office chair embedded in his front bumper. He’s accused of driving under the influence, and taking his work home with him.

Monday, May 23, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/23)

Last weekend parents in the Philippines took their sons who were at least 9 years old to a circumcision party. Or as the kids called it, a surprise party.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/18)

President Obama told 60 Minutes that watching the bin Laden raid was the longest 40 minutes of his life. And that’s coming from a guy who’s been to a Washington Wizards game.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/17)

The SEALS found marijuana growing near Osama bin Laden’s compound. It could be an indication why he didn't leave his house for 6 years.

Monday, May 16, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/16)

Over $70,000 worth of human hair was stolen from a Chicago beauty supply store. Police think the suspects plan to sell it or make an 80s music video.

Friday, May 13, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/12)

A New Jersey man said he’s gone for a run every day for more than 20 years. But some day he plans to move to a safe neighborhood.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/11)

People are still skeptical of President Obama’s birth place. Half the country is convinced he was born in Kenya, and the other half is convinced he was born in a manger.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/10)

Lindsay Lohan will be doing community service in the L.A. County morgue. It just enables her; now she has access to a lot of jewelry.

Monday, May 09, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/9)

Rand McNally announced there are over 700 newly discovered islands in the world. They’re so new there’s only 2 Starbucks on each one.

Thursday, May 05, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/5)

Kid Rock said he regrets the stage name he chose now that he’s 40. There are worse things than being a 40-year-old kid, like being a being a 63-year-old Meat Loaf.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/4)

Health inspectors found rat droppings on a Delta Airlines plane in Atlanta. There's a logical explanation for that; the rats had a scary flight.

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/3)

The director of the John Gotti biopic quit because of a scheduling conflict. He noticed on his calendar that he was also scheduled to spend time with his healthy kneecaps.

Monday, May 02, 2011

The Least You Should Know (5/2)

There’s a nationwide shortage of drugs to treat Attention Deficit Disorder. On the bright side, air traffic controllers report an abundant supply of Ambien.