Friday, December 30, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/30)

ExxonMobil believes that half of all vehicles will be hybrids by 2040. The other half will be able to go over 60 miles per hour.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/29)

The Library of Congress will archive every tweet ever sent. Future generations deserve an explanation of what we were thinking during the reboot of Beavis and Butt-head.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/28)

President Obama was criticized for telling a crowd in Kansas that he was glad to be back in Texas. People should lighten up; like any of us could name every state in his homeland.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/27)

Lady Gaga wants to do 450 concerts over the next 2 years. It would take her all over the Earth, plus a few shows on her home planet.

Friday, December 23, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/23)

A census report shows that women are still outliving men. It’s due to a variety of reasons; genetics, stress, blow torches...

Thursday, December 22, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/22)

Burger King changed their fries and made them thicker, much like they’ve done to their customers.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/21)

A woman in Arizona tried to rob a gas station with a toy penguin she claimed was a bomb. A judge granted bail, since neither the woman nor the penguin is considered a flight risk.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/20)

The Casey Anthony trial beat out Osama bin Laden’s death as Bing’s most-searched- for story of 2011. That’s not saying much; a search for bin Laden takes 10 years.

Monday, December 19, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/19)

Donald Trump is still considering a run for president. He believes he’s still popular since Tim Tebow keeps giving all the glory to him.

Friday, December 16, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/16)

A death row inmate ripped the governor of Oregon for halting his execution next month. Now he’ll have to pay his Christmas bills when they come in January.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/15)

NASA recently launched the Mars Curiosity Rover. They want to know if Mars supported life when it had water, and if so whether Robert Wagner killed it.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/14)

According to a recent survey, half of American adults have had sex in public. And we wonder why kids never want to go outside and play.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/13)

There is a mound of 250,000 tires in South Carolina that is visible from space. The land owner is thought to be the world’s largest producer of No Hunting signs.

Monday, December 12, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/12)

A new experiment may have proved that Einstein was wrong and that there is something faster than the speed of light. The experiment took place in October of 2012.

Friday, December 09, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/9)

PETA is trying to get children to go vegan during the holidays by comparing eating turkey and other meat to eating the family dog. Kids hate the analogy; it’s too hard to calculate leftovers in dog years.

Thursday, December 08, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/8)

A German designer is creating clothes from a textile that's made of pure milk. Except the petite sizes; they’re made from condensed milk.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/7)

The facts in Bill O’Reilly’s book about Abraham Lincoln are being challenged. Some don’t believe the Gettysburg Address originally began with, “Caution, you’re about to enter the no-slave zone.”

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/6)

The TSA announced that they will open suspicious Christmas gifts passing through airport security; especially those they believe could be used as weapons. Such as fruit cakes.

Monday, December 05, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/5)

There’s concern about face injuries from Wham-O’s Snowball blaster because it’s so powerful. But to avoid getting hit in the face, fans of the toy recommend the Penn State approach: just look the other way.

Friday, December 02, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/2)

The music industry is morning the death of Heavy D. He was 44, which is like 88 in rapper years.

Thursday, December 01, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/1)

Many of the unemployed people in the U.S. are no longer receiving benefits, although it appears that Conrad Murray will soon be getting free housing.