Wednesday, February 29, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/29)

A Seattle woman married a building. She’s excited, but the groom thinks he’s settling.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/28)

A survey finds that 75 percent of people text, email, and surf the internet on the toilet. After hearing the report Siri turned in her resignation letter.


Friday, February 24, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/24)

Pfizer said some of their birth control pills may not prevent pregnancy. They had to recall 1 million packets, and that was just from the Duggar’s house.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/23)

A Seattle woman married a building to protest its demolition. She’s already complaining that her husband just sits around all day.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/22)

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel pounded on his neighbor’s door to let her know her house was on fire. He expressed relief that nobody was injured, and then the NFL fined him for an excessive celebration.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/21)

In 2013 a foldable electric car will d├ębut in Europe. Americans are excited to have them here; they’ll make a nice snack for our SUVs.

Monday, February 20, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/20)

A mouse was dispensed from an ATM in Sweden when a man was getting cash. The mouse was sick, and appeared to be going through withdrawals.

Friday, February 17, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/17)

North Korea has re-opened its borders for tourism. It doesn’t seem like an appealing vacation destination, unless you’re booked on an Italian cruise.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/16)

Half of all U.S. employers say they can’t find qualified workers. It’s a limited choice; Americans usually have to go with whoever is on the ballot.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/15)

Cleveland Indians pitcher Fausto Carmona was arrested for using a fake identity to sign his contract. His real name is Roberto Hernandez Heredia; he’s the ultimate player to be named later.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/14)

Several countries are joining to draw up an international code of conduct for space. Apparently astronauts at the International Space Station are getting carried away with Burger King’s home delivery.


Monday, February 13, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/13)

A woman in Washington gave birth while she was stuck in an elevator. Like every other human being who rides an elevator, the baby apparently didn’t have anything to say.

Friday, February 10, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/10)

Talk show host Wendy Williams started a Save the Twinkies campaign. It’s either to help the bankrupt company that makes Twinkies, or to help re-elect the current Congress.

Thursday, February 09, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/9)

Video has surfaced of Angelina Jolie in 6th grade singing karaoke. It was a Frank Sinatra song, but she adopted it as her own.

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/8)

Samsung has a new voice-controlled TV. It’s perfect for those with physical limitations, such as an injured thumb.

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/7)

It’s estimated that Facebook will have its 1 billionth user in August. That’s assuming unemployment goes down and more people will be at work.

Monday, February 06, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/6)

Lindsay Lohan owes $94,000 in unpaid federal taxes. She doesn’t understand finances; when told she had a lien she thought a heel on her shoe has broken.

Friday, February 03, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/3)

McDonald’s restaurants in Australia are spraying robbers with a traceable DNA liquid as they attempt to flee. The other option is to just give the robbers free food so they can’t run as fast.

Thursday, February 02, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/2)

Jersey Shore’s season debut audience dropped 14 percent compared to last year’s. Viewers are watching shows that are more intellectually stimulating, like Beavis and Butt-head.

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/1)

A Wisconsin man got arrested for taking a new car on a 150-mile test drive. Later he said he didn’t want it any way because he wants something with lower miles.