Monday, April 30, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/30)

Newt Gingrich said he’ll stay in the race and go all the way to the Republican Convention in Tampa, assuming he has enough gas money to get there.

Friday, April 27, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/27)

A new study suggests that the more alcohol a person consumes the more politically conservative they become. That’s why it scares conservatives that Mitt Romney doesn’t drink.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/26)

U.S. Intelligence said that future wars will be fought over water instead of oil. That’s not good; North Korea is already bragging that they're close to developing a water bomb.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/25)

Hasbro recently celebrated the 60th anniversary of Mr. Potato Head. It brings out the bully in a lot young people; for 6 decades kids have been threatening to rearrange his face.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/24)

A 5-year-old Kentucky girl is in trouble for allegedly smuggling Tums onto the school bus and sharing them with friends. Officials say she has all the signs of a pusher – strong bones, healthy teeth…

Friday, April 13, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/13)

The Washington Post reported that Osama bin Laden had plotted to assassinate President Obama. Fortunately, he couldn’t afford the green fees.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/12)

The TSA at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport is being criticized for patting down and swabbing a 3-year-old in a wheel chair. They should get back to doing the job they were hired to do -- harassing 95-year-old grandmas.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/11)

The Congressional Budget Office estimates that President Obama’s new healthcare law will cost twice as much as originally thought. They shouldn’t have included the part where each American gets a free tank of gas.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/10)

After 244 years, the Encyclopedia Britannica is going out of print. To find all the answers in life these days people are turning to the web, or talk radio.

Friday, April 06, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/6)

McDonald’s took fries off their $1.00 menu. A lot of people are seriously upset, and those people are owners of big and tall clothing stores.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/5)

The newest piece at the L.A. County Museum of Art is a 340-ton rock. It arrived on a 196-wheeled transporter, which then left to take a copy of the U.S. tax code to the I.R.S.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/4)

Some economists fear that rising inflation in the U.S. may increase violence. There would even be an increase in drive-by shootings, but nobody can afford the gas.

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/3)

General Motors suspended production of the Chevy Volt because of low sales. And lack of firefighters.

Monday, April 02, 2012

The Least You Should Know (4/2

Mike Tyson will do a one-man comedy show in Las Vegas this month. Sometimes it’s hard for former athletes to transition into comedy. But O.J. Simpson did, and he killed.