Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/28)

CNN apologized to Hugo Chavez for running his image next to a caption that read, "Who killed him?" The network said it was an accident and they intended to post the caption next to a picture of President Bush.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/27)

On this day in 1839, the American Statistical Association was founded in Boston. That was 168 years ago and there's still no accounting for taste.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/21)

In Britain, a 102-year-old woman posed nude for a charity calendar. Symbolically, the calendar is printed on an old bag.

Monday, November 19, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/19)

Paris Hilton denies reports she's adopting the cause of binge-drinking elephants in India. Last month 4 elephants got drunk, uprooted a power pole, and knocked out the electricity. It was the highest rated Springer show in years.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Welcome Hunters

A brilliant marketing idea by the pheasants of western Kansas. Odds of survival increase greatly if the hunters have blurred vision.

What the picture doesn't show is the hunting dogs marching with their picket signs.

The Least You Should Know (11/15)

A Georgia warden wants to buy satellite TV so inmates can watch football. He says it's a research tool so they’ll have something to talk about when O.J. arrives.

Monday, November 12, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/12)

Scientists say that the universe weighs less than originally thought because it contains less dark matter than early researched indicated. Today Al Sharpton began a boycott of the universe.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/8)

Rosie O'Donnell's talk show deal with MSNBC fell through. The cable channel wouldn't meet her demands and give her a microphone.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/7)

Hillary Clinton said in a CNN interview that she’s answered 5,000 questions in the last 10 months. Most of the answers were, "Yes, Bill -- I'll be home at the regular time tonight."

Friday, November 02, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/2)

According to Forbes magazine Elvis Presley is the highest earning dead celebrity, finishing just ahead of Keith Richards.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/1)

Don Imus is expected to return to the airwaves Dec. 3. Details are sketchy but it sounds like he'll be covering sports as a color commentator.