Sunday, October 31, 2010

The Least You Should Know (11/1)

Joe Biden said Democrats aren’t campaigning on some of President Obama’s accomplishments because they’re too hard to explain. For example, not everybody knows what a double eagle is.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/28)

In China, scientists are looking for a creature that looks like Bigfoot. It’s payback time; now the Chinese will know how hard it is to find something made in the United States.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/27)

This season the NBA directed referees to call more technical fouls on players for overt gestures like sarcastic clapping, punching the air, and throwing their pacifiers.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/26)

A Massachusetts school district plans to observe a Muslim holiday. If surveys are accurate, 25 percent of Americans think it should be called President’s Day.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/21)

Iran and Egypt are renewing flights after a 31-year freeze. It’s good news for passengers that had the layover.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/19)

At a show in New York Lady Gaga wore a dress made entirely of human hair. It was either made that way, or her meat dress is past the expiration date.

Monday, October 18, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/18)

A Guantanamo Bay prisoner on a 5-year hunger strike is occasionally eating solid food again. Victoria’s Secret immediately ruled him out as a replacement for Heidi Klum.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/14)

A Lithuanian vacation resort is hiring only female staff with blond hair. It'll be used as a minor league team for Fox News anchors.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/12)

13 Chrysler workers were fired for drinking alcohol and smoking pot on their lunch break. It’s just in time; the last time workers behaved like this we ended up with Dodge K-cars.

Monday, October 11, 2010

The Least You should Know (10/11)

For two straight weeks the Chiefs Shaun Smith has been accused of grabbing an opponent’s private parts. Most recently, it was so obvious he had to be removed from the bridge game.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/7)

Stephen Colbert is still making headlines after he testified before Congress. Critics say the hearing was insincere and unprofessional; then Colbert showed up.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/5)

Jimmy Carter said he hopes President Obama’s presidency is as successful as his. So do Republicans.

Friday, October 01, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/1)

Kim Kardashian split with Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin. She’s building a legacy; most people that rush through this many NFL players are in the Hall of Fame.