Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/31)

Because of a food shortage experts warn that the bears in Yellowstone will be more dangerous this fall. They plan to start cooking with tainted eggs.

Monday, August 30, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/30)

Mel Gibson crashed his car into a hillside. He got distracted when he was screaming at the lady on his GPS .

Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/26)

A federal jury convicted former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich of lying to federal agents. He told them he has his hair done by a professional.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/25)

Florida is considering a new immigration law. It’s tough; everybody would have to carry I.D., and LeBron James can’t find a pocket-sized picture of the Last Supper.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/24)

Levi Johnston is running for city office in Wasilla, Alaska. He’s impregnated multiple women and been photographed naked; there's no doubt he’s ready for politics.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/19)

Dancers at an Ohio strip club protested outside a church that protested them. It’s a tough economy. Each week they try to survive on a few dollar bills, and so do the strippers.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/18)

19 Sudanese men were sentenced to 30 lashes for wearing women’s clothing. In Sudan it’s illegal; in America it’s Lady Gaga.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/17)

NFL training camps are open. Hundreds of people trying for a few dozen spots; it’s like parking at the mall.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/11)

The Chevy Volt is getting ridiculed because of GM’s ties to the government. The car has a lot of power, and requires the driver to fill out a bunch of forms before it starts.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/10)

President Obama wasn’t invited to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding. It’s their loss; he would have made sure that everybody got an equal part of the cake.

Monday, August 09, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/9)

Treasury Secretary Tim Geitner said the economic meltdown happened because Americans lived beyond their means. We bought things we didn’t need, like General Motors.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/4)

President Obama is being criticized for not speaking at the Boy Scout Jamboree. Smart guy; it's a bad political move to be photographed in a recession among thousands of children living in tents.

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/3)

A woman gave birth at a Colorado Springs Starbucks. It almost caused her to lose her place in line.

Monday, August 02, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/2)

The city of Oakland approved licenses for 4 marijuana factories. The factories will open bright and early each day at noon.