The Least You Should Know (9/1)
President Obama is on Four Square. He did it to help Republicans; so far the only place they can locate him is on the golf course.
He intends to check in at various points, like 2008.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/30)
According to a Gallup poll, President Obama’s job approval rating is below 40 percent. Ben and Jerry’s has a new flavor of ice cream for him; it’s called Double-Dip Recession.
Monday, August 29, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/29)
Sony is making a move about Osama bin Laden. It’s already hit a snag; in Hollywood it’s hard to find 72 virgins.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/24)
Kelsey Grammar said he might run for public office. His opponents say he has a drinking problem; they have hours of video that show him in a bar.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/18)
Researchers in the Midwest are using cattle to test the effects of altitude on the heart. So far they’ve determined that a cow’s heart beats fastest right before it opens the parachute.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/16)
Nancy Pelosi said the new debt bill is a sugar-coated Satan sandwich with fries, which is the same thing Michelle Obama calls anything from a fast-food restaurant.
Monday, August 15, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/15)
The Earth’s population will hit 7 Billion this year. That’s roughly 1 person per Starbucks.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/11)
NFL players are getting ready for the season. Some have been staying in shape during the lockout by lifting weights, running, and turning to the left for their mug shots.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/10)
MLB umpire Jerry Meals admits he blew a game-deciding call last month between the Braves and Pirates. The staff at J.C. Penney isn’t surprised; for years they’ve called him “price check,” because he can’t see the tags.
Tuesday, August 09, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/9)
Officials say the world’s largest pair of underwear is still missing from a museum in St. Louis. The underwear is 7 feet tall; it’s like training wheels for people who want to work for the TSA.
Monday, August 08, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/8)
A company in India plans to market a house that can be built in a week and costs $720. It has a few drawbacks; sometimes the front door sticks when you unzip it.
Thursday, August 04, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/4)
The University of Southern California suspended running back Marc Tyler for saying USC pays them to play football. Later he said he was joking; they only get paid for going to class.
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/3)
A new study shows 25 percent of all Americans participated in binge drinking in the past month. So far it’s the best explanation of the Casey Anthony verdict.
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/2)
A Ukrainian zookeeper plans to live locked up with two lions for 35 days. He said he’ll live just like them, except he won’t be eating zookeeper for his first dinner.
Monday, August 01, 2011
The Least You Should Know (8/1)
A Casey Anthony confession virus circulated on Facebook. It takes important files from your computer, but you won’t notice for 31 days.
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