The Least You Should Know (8/27)

Bob Dylan is releasing a Christmas album. It’s for people who want to hear those holiday favorites mumbled together without going to the office Christmas party.

The Least You Should Know (8/25)

Two Maryland men were arrested for shooting each other outside a Chuck E. Cheese. They figured it was safer than actually going inside.

The Least You Should Know (8/24)

A survey out of China reveals that prostitutes are more trustworthy than politicians. It’s a tough choice, since they’re pretty much in the same business.

The Least You Should Know (8/21)

As a birthday gift to President Obama, the country of Antigua named its highest mountain after him. It’s called Mountain of Debt.

The Least You Should Know (8/20)

Skeptics are concerned that government-run health care will lead to health care rationing. That’s okay; Congress is already demonstrating how a person can do a self-colonoscopy.

The Least You Should Know (8/19)

Bill Clinton was actually the second choice for the North Korea trip. Ryan O’Neal was on his way to get the journalists, but got confused and picked up his daughter.

The Least You Should Know (8/13)

The Palestinian Fatah terror movement held a convention last week. For some reason they had a hard time finding somebody to do valet parking.

The Least You Should Know (8/12)

The White House said the economy is turning the corner. They’ve been saying that for months; the economy has turned so many corners it has a NASCAR sponsor.

The Least You Should Know (8/11)

Bears coach Lovie Smith and quarterback Jay Cutler met with Barack Obama. They thought it would just be the 3 of them but Joe Biden unexpectedly showed up for free beer.

The Least You Should Know (8/10)

Kevin Federline believes his sons will grow up to be sports stars. They’ll be prepared; they already have a lot of money and have had the police called to their house.

R.I.P. John Hughes

The Least You Should Know (8/6)

There’s a new stun gun out that can shock 3 people at once. The idea came from a parent with kids on summer break.

The Least You Should Know (8/5)

Pollster John Zogby believes the Republican Party could be on the brink of extinction. The cause? Global Whining.

The Least You Should Know (8/4)

Harvard professor Henry Gates said it’s time to assess what we can learn from his run-in with Cambridge police. So far, we’ve learned to just let your neighbor’s house get robbed.

The Least You Should Know (8/3)

An Ohio man was arrested for threatening a telemarketer. His bond hearing was Monday at dinner time.