Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/29)

A man in Italy opened a manhole museum. The hours are flexible; you can drop in any time.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/28)

The crash test dummies, Vince and Larry, will be displayed at the Smithsonian Museum. Over the years they've seen more airbags than a C-Span camera man.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/27)

Charlie Sheen’s domestic violence hearing in Colorado was delayed again. He’s busy rehearsing for his role in The Mel Gibson Story.

Monday, July 26, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/26)

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said that Democrats could lose the House. It’s their way of relating to a lot of other Americans.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/22)

The departure of LeBron James is expected to have a negative economic impact on Cleveland. His jerseys are still a hot item, but just that's because they're on fire.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/21)

A man who used to be a chef for Osama bin Laden pleaded guilty on multiple charges. He’s an enemy of the U.S. government because he aided a terrorist, and even worse, cooked with too much salt.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/20)

A lot of people think it will be good for Lindsay Lohan to go to jail. She’s had a string of bad decisions, like letting Mel Gibson give her a manicure.

Monday, July 19, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/19)

Budget problems in Illinois have forced lawmakers to stop paying the state’s bills. But they're trying to raise some quick cash by selling all senate seats for half price.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/15)

Mel Gibson was caught on tape denigrating his ex-girlfriend and using the “N” word. It’s a career change; apparently he’s moving from movies into rap

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/14)

A study finds that only 13 percent of the meals in U.S. homes are prepared by men. That’s probably why Tiger Woods got divorced.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/13)

BP said it will maintain its sponsorship of the 2012 Olympics in London. They’ll provide some black birdies for badminton.

Monday, July 12, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/12)

Warner Brothers announced they’re making a Lego movie. Characters will be made by sticking a bunch of pieces together, kind of like Mr. Potato Head or Heidi Montag.

Thursday, July 08, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/8)

Nicolas Hayek, the inventor of Swatch watches passed away. He wore 4 watches on each arm, but it didn’t help; he’s still known as the late Nicolas Hayek.

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/7)

Outside the G-20 summit in Toronto people torched cars and broke windows. Police aren’t sure if they were protesters or Lakers fans beginning their off-season workout.

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/6)

A Florida man was run over by his own truck after his dog put it into gear. The dog was mumbling something about having to wear a Christmas sweater.

Monday, July 05, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/5)

At Wimbledon the longest match in tennis history was suspended at 59-59 in the fifth set. It was getting too dark, and all the fans had neck injuries.

Thursday, July 01, 2010

The Least You Should Know (7/1)

Maytag is recalling nearly 2 million dishwashers. It's the same thing Arizona is trying to do with their immigration law.