Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/30)

A new book claims President Obama is a heavy smoker. This could make history; the British might not be the only ones to burn down the White House.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/29)

Twenty six percent of Americans are obese. Our refrigerators are open so often the government is requiring more efficient light bulbs.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/28)

General Motors image chief Bob Lutz complained that GM isn’t hiring attractive women as auto show models. He’s out of touch; if they want to sell cars to Americans the only hot dish they’ll have laying on the hood is lasagna.

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/27)

A bank robber in Houston said the poor economy is what forced him into the hold up. It’s pretty much the same thing Congress said about the stimulus plan.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Least You Know (7/23)

The U.S. budget deficit is over $1 trillion dollars for the first time ever. It’s not surprising; for six months the media has been telling us that President Obama is making history.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/22)

President Obama stopped by the Fox broadcast booth at the All Star Game. He didn’t analyze the game; the last time he studied something too closely the picture was all over the Internet.

The picture of President Obama apparently checking out that 16-year-old girl’s backside is still a hot topic. He won’t comment on it; ironically, he wants to see her birth certificate.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/21)

Ohio scientists are developing a fuel cell that runs on urine. The family car could create marital tension; the guys would leave the gas lid open.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/16)

In his fourth game back from a suspension for taking female fertility drugs, Manny Ramirez was ejected for throwing equipment. He threw his batting gloves, his wrist bands – pretty much everything in his purse...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/15)

The Lakers signed Ron Artest. Analysts say his size and experience could result in another Lakers championship riot.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/14)

A spokesman for former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry said he’s no peeping Tom. Barry was so stunned about being charged with stalking he dropped his binoculars.

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/13)

Model Karen Mulder was arrested for threatening to attack her plastic surgeon. She told him she’d knock the nose right out of his hand.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/9)

Inmates in a Philippines prison honored Michael Jackson by performing the dance from "Thriller". Before now the only place to see that many criminals dancing is at an inaugural ball.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/8)

A man paid $1.68 million at an auction to have lunch with Warren Buffett. It’s the most anybody paid for a lunch that wasn’t in an airport.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/7)

Cubs catcher Geovani Soto tested positive for marijuana. He won't get penalized because pot isn't a performance enhancing drug. Except in competitive eating.

Monday, July 06, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/6)

The International Space Station crew snapped pictures as they looked down to Earth on a plume of smoke, ash and steam. It was either an erupting volcano or Mark Sanford’s career.

Sunday, July 05, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/5)

Iran's Guardian Council said there were some irregularities in the presidential election. Some irregularities? That election was so irregular it could’ve been sponsored by Ex-lax.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/1)

Ripley’s Believe it or Not! Museums are facing a shortage of oddities. Apparently it’s been a while since these people have been to a county fair.