Monday, January 31, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/31)

Democrats and Republicans sat together during the State of the Union Address. It was symbolic; when Democrats threw roses at the President’s feet, Republicans blocked them.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/27)

An Idaho woman came forward to claim half of the $380 million Mega Millions jackpot. Besides playing Major League Baseball, winning the lottery is the best way to scratch and earn millions.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/25)

TLC’s show “Sarah Palin's Alaska" won’t be back for a second season, much like the caribou from the first season.

Monday, January 24, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/24)

Facebook now has 600 million active users. It’s like a convenience store bathroom.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/20)

5,000 pounds of marijuana plants were found among a shipment of tomatoes in Arizona. That’s one way to keep kids away from pot.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/19)

The media has been reporting how thin President Obama looks. Maybe he really isn’t an American.

Monday, January 17, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/17)

A Florida man is spending this month living in a fenced enclosure with 2 African lions. He’s doing it for charity; evidently to feed a couple of hungry lions.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Nobody Else Will, So Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility for Tucson

KABUL,Afghanistan -- After both major U.S. political parties denied a role in the Tucson, AZ, shootings, Al Qaeda senior leader Abu Yabba al Libi has come forward to claim responsibility.

“We claim responsibility for every other tragedy,” al Libi said, “What’s one more?”

In the video aired on Al Jazeera, al Libi noted that while the lone shooter has no ties to al Qaeda and doesn’t follow politics, he shouldn’t be held accountable.  “We don’t know him, but it is not his fault.  Maybe he played the video games, or watched the violent cartoons. “

Apparently Americans are in the crosshairs of his message. “You infidels offend my not-so-good freedom fighting brothers. Some lose their hands in explosions, and you mock them with your finger-pointing.  They don’t have the fingers to point!”

He closed with praise for the American media, citing the outstanding physical condition of reporters and bloggers. “Probably, it is from the exercise.  It appears they often jump to conclusions.”


Thursday, January 13, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/13)

According to a new study, one-third of 9-month-old babies are obese. Evidently their weight problem is so bad it's hard for them to walk.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/12)

A South Carolina man is recovering after being struck by a car playing real-life Frogger. He wasn't reacting very quickly because he just played Pac Man at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Monday, January 10, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/11)

Sarah Palin is reportedly considering a move to Arizona. If you thought it was fun watching her hunt caribou on TV, wait until she goes house hunting.

Thursday, January 06, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/6)

Much of the news is being dominated by Old Man Winter. If you haven’t heard, he’s marrying a 24-year-old Playboy Playmate.

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/5)

In a recent interview Arnold Schwarzenegger hinted that he wants a job working for President Obama. The way things are going, in 2 years he’ll have a job moving Obama’s furniture.

The Least You Should Know (1/4)

GM is recycling oil-soaked booms from the BP Gulf spill into parts for the Chevy Volt. When people drive it off the lot it’ll have that new tar smell.

Monday, January 03, 2011

The Least You Should Know (1/3)

American teens send or receive an average of 3,000 texts each month. It sounds like a lot, but that’s only 1 every 40 miles.