Monday, February 28, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/28)

Lindsay Lohan plans to open a clothing and jewelry boutique. She’ll have multiple locations in California, New York, and the trunk of her car.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/24)

More Major League Baseball players reported for spring training this week. You can tell it’s that time of year when the guys start thawing out their needles.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/23)

In Romania, witches and fortune tellers will be fined or even imprisoned for inaccurate predictions. They’re really upset because they didn’t see this coming.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/22)

Earlier this month Google honored 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea author Jules Verne. The interactive logo allowed people to look deep into the sea and see fish, plants, and the Cleveland Cavaliers’ season.

Monday, February 21, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/21)

A pawn shop in Texas claims it’s selling the finger of Pancho Villa. So apparently he wasn’t just a leader in the Mexican Revolution, he was also a shop teacher.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/18)

Historian Douglas Brinkley explained how Ronald Reagan would handle Egypt if he were alive today. First, he would try to get out of the coffin…

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/16)

New pictures have been released of an isolated tribe living on the Brazil-Peru border. They're very primitive; they still have dial-up.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/15)

7-Eleven is opening 100 new eco-friendly stores in Japan. It's a formality; for years they've been using recycled hot dogs.

Monday, February 14, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/14)

An elderly man known as the Geezer Bandit robbed his 13th bank in California. It’s his calling; since Jack LaLanne died there has to be a senior citizen making people stretch their hands in the air.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/8)

GM says it no longer needs the $14.4 billion loan it had applied for from the government. They got the money they needed by selling 6 Chevy Volts.

Monday, February 07, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/7)

A Harvard astrophysicist looking for alien life analyzed all 500 planets known to exist and concluded that we’re alone in the universe. Jay Cutler said, “Tell me about it.”

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/3)

The FBI is releasing more information on the arrest of over 100 mobsters last month. So far 17 concrete companies have gone bankrupt.

The Least You Should Know (2/2)

Justin Beiber’s movie comes out February 11th. It looks like those birds falling from the sky took the easy way out.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

The Least You Should Know (2/1)

This spring Starbucks will introduce a new 31-ounce drink cup. If you ask they’ll still leave room for cream, and a lifeguard.