Monday, December 31, 2007

The Least You Should Know (12/31)

Nobody has asked him, but Scottie Pippen says he should be the next coach of the Chicago Bulls because he has experience playing in championship games. Michael Jordan's coat tails had no comment.

Friday, December 21, 2007

The Least You Should Know (12/21)

On this day in 1913 Charlie Chaplin appeared in the first feature-length silent film comedy. Apparently the Writers Guild was on strike then too.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The Least You Should Know (12/19)

Since October 1st, the Border Patrol says its agents have been assaulted 250 times by illegal immigrants. Now the agents stay away from the kitchen at that restaurant.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

The Least You Should Know (12/13)

George Washington died on this day in 1799. He used to be known as the father of his country; not to be confused with Tom Brady, who's trying to father the country.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Least You Should Know (12/12)

After seeing his numbers slip in Iowa, Mitt Romney received more bad news today; Steelers defensive back Anthony Smith guaranteed he’ll win the Republican nomination.

The Least You Should Know (12/11)

Friday Barry Bonds pleaded not guilty to charges that he lied about using steroids. He didn't help himself in court when he asked for a glass of water and a bucket of oats.

Friday, December 07, 2007

The Least You Should Know (12/7)

Bill Clinton’s former fling Gennifer Flowers might vote for Hillary. She said for a long time she’s wanted to have a woman in the White House which, ironically, is what Bill used to say.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

The Least You Should Know (12/6)

Government officials and activists traveling to Indonesia for the UN climate change meeting will each produce an average 4.07 metric tons of carbon dioxide. That's equal to 20,000 cars in a year, or 7 farting cows in an afternoon.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

The Least You Should Know (12/5)

A British hospital has agreed to turn the beds of Muslim patients to face Mecca. Likewise, they’ll turn the beds of Atheists to face an empty wall.

Monday, December 03, 2007

The Least You Should Know (12/4)

In Tokyo, an employee for Toyota died of over work when he logged more than 106 hours of overtime in a month. You can see why; his job was to make the Prius look cool.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

The Least You Should Know (12/3)

The early episodes of Sesame Street are out on DVD, but they’re not politically correct. Oscar's trash can consumes too much energy and the Cookie Monster has high cholesterol.