Wednesday, November 19, 2014

For Better or Hearse

Charles Manson is getting married.

We shouldn't judge. In America a person has the right to marry somebody who's crazy. So don't criticize Charles Manson.

There's quite an age difference -- he's 80 years old and his bride is 26. He's old enough to be her grandfather's killer. That means when he's 100, she'll be dead for 20 years.

That had to be an awkward conversation when she told her dad. "Dad, I met the man I want to marry."

"I didn't know you were seeing anybody!"

"Yeah I see him every Tuesday."

"Great! What does he do?"


 At least they won't argue over which in-laws they'll spend the holidays with.



Friday, June 13, 2014

The Least You Should Know (6/13)

A survey finds that only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map. In fairness, the other 5 were looking at Vladimir Putin's map.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Infomercial pitchman Kevin Trudeau was sent to prison for repeatedly defrauding customers. He got 10 years; at first the judge only sentenced him to 8, and then shouted, “But wait – there’s more!”

Friday, May 09, 2014

The Least You Should Know (5/9)

A South Carolina man was arrested for trying to pay his lunch tab with a trillion-dollar bill. And yet he still didn’t have enough money because he was eating in an airport.


Wednesday, April 16, 2014

The Least You Should Know (4/16)

Two men at a Las Vegas electronics store set a world record by watching TV for 87 consecutive hours. They said it was the most exciting Major League Baseball game they've ever seen.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

The Least You Should Know (3/26)

A nun in Italy who gave birth to a baby boy said she didn’t know she was pregnant. And apparently didn’t know she was a nun.

Friday, March 21, 2014

The Least You Should Know (3/21)

McDonald’s in Canada released a video showing how Chicken McNuggets are made. Naturally, no animals were harmed in the making of the film.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

The Least You Should Know (3/19)

The Chicago Cubs have a new mascot this season. His name is Clark, and he wears a backwards cap and a Cubs jersey. He doesn't wear any pants -- the rest of the league already beat them off of him.

Monday, January 13, 2014

The Least You Should Know (1/14)

Another Friday the 13th movie will be out in 2015. For nearly 3 decades the resilient Jason Voorhees has been stabbed, beaten, electrocuted, and shot. With the mess our country is in it seems somebody would ask what kind of health insurance HE has.

Sunday, January 05, 2014

The Least You Should Know (1/5)

Boxer Vitali Klitschko gave up his world heavyweight title to enter politics in the Ukraine. A lot of people are surprised that a man who has associated himself with such a brutal career would give up boxing.