Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/27)

A butcher in Italy was arrested for selling meat that was several years past the expiration date. The rib eye was so old it had glaucoma.

Monday, April 25, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/25)

A man in Maine started something called Marijuana State University. The history classes are intense; they cover the time period from last Monday.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/21)

A Michigan couple is planning to walk 2,500 miles to get married in Las Vegas. The flower girl will be exhausted.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/20)

Muammar Gaddafi sent a letter to President Obama. He’s tired of all the bombing, so he requested that the U.S. put an end to Charlie Sheen’s live shows.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/19)

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Marvel Comics are creating a comic book character named the Governator. It will be a classic story, where the hero does battle with criminals, and possessive pronouns.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/14)

How bad was Charlie Sheen’s Detroit show? Sea World has a whale performing that’s killed 3 people, and it doesn’t even get booed.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/13)

The FBI is investigating a bullet hole found in the fuselage of a US Airways jet. Apparently geese don’t like it when pilots cut them off.

Thursday, April 07, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/7)

PETA wants language in the Bible to be more animal-friendly. They dream of families attending Easter services to hear about the sacrificial Spam.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/6)

A Mideast expert said Muammar Gaddafi is losing his grip on reality. Like the time he tried using steroids, but mistakenly took flax seed oil and arthritis cream.

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/5)

The White House extended Geneva Convention rights to al-Qaeda fighters. That means they can’t be tortured; so Guantanamo Bay has to block commercials with Flo the Progressive Insurance lady.

Monday, April 04, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/4)

Dayton, Ohio, police captured a bank robbery suspect after he fled riding a city bus. It's the slowest escape from Ohio since LaBron James had his 1 hour ESPN special.