Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/28)

Alice Cooper performed after President Obama gave the commencement address at Arizona State. What a cool graduation; a rock star, and Alice Cooper.

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/26)

The Senate approved a bill that allows guns to be carried in national parks. That makes sense; this is America, and we have the right to arm bears.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/22)

Doctors say whole body vibrations can help people lose weight. Jenny Craig just got a new competitor: Chrysler.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/20)

A puppy in England ate several alphabet refrigerator magnets. After two days it passed an issue of the National Enquirer.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/19)

Michael Phelps said he was unaware the day his 3-month ban from swimming ended. Lately he’s just been in a fog.

See, even he doesn’t follow competitive swimming.

Monday, May 18, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/18)

In Oregon, police arrested 7 people involved in a brawl during karaoke at a bar. It was total chaos and people were screaming in pain; then a fight broke out.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/14)

President Obama said he can’t just make the banks do whatever he wants by pressing a button. He also needs a rope and pulley.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/13)

President Obama’s “Yes We Can” slogan is being used by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in his campaign. But he can’t win with just words; he also needs a good jump shot.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/12)

There’s an increase in unemployed workers buying gym memberships. But as luck would have it, all the treadmills are being hogged by illegal immigrants.

Monday, May 11, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/11)

There seems to be some confusion about Arlen Specter switching. He keeps getting fan mail from Iowa and Maine.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/7)

Rodeo star Bobby Griswold was arrested for performing dentistry on a horse. Police are still unsure how he got it in the dental chair.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/6)

The CIA reportedly waterboarded the 9/11 mastermind 183 times. They wanted him to think he was drowning, and it was unethical to make him take out a sub-prime mortgage.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/5)

Harvard University opened a lab to study how dogs think. They originally wanted to study cats, but negotiations fell through with their union.

Monday, May 04, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/4)

A man in Ecuador was caught driving with his 2 sons in the trunk of a small car. It’s not like he could strap them to the hood; where would his wife ride?