Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Least You Should Know (7/25)

A new study reveals that a person doubles his chance of becoming obese by having an obese friend.

An anonymous cannibal said, "Tell me about it."

Debating the Debate

The Democratic debate with YouTube videos was puzzling. Remember that this is the party so concerned about what other countries think about the United States -- We have to be careful not to offend anybody. Bush makes us look stupid and the world is watching!

Of the 3000 videos submitted, 39 aired. Those making the final cut included questions from a snowman and a woman singing about her taxes.

I'm fine with that. I like to laugh. But the next time we here cries about how Bush makes the U.S. look stupid, I'll defer to the snowman for a comment because the world is watching.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The Least You Should Know (7/24)

Air traffic controllers say the Federal Aviation Administration's lack of maintenance on aging equipment is threatening public safety.

The FAA responded by providing new batteries for their Mr. Microphones.

Monday, July 23, 2007

The Least You Should Know (7/23)

Ford Motors announced plans to make a car powered with hemp.

It comes fully loaded.

Friday, July 20, 2007

The Least You Should Know (7/20)

The FBI is investigating an NBA referee who allegedly bet on basketball games over the last two seasons.

In the meantime, he'll continue his summer job at Footlocker.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Least You Should Know (7/19)

Tornado-ravaged Greensburg, KS, recently opened a 70-year-old time capsule found among the debris.

Inside, residents found newspapers, church membership lists, and a Bob Dole action figure.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Least You Should Know (7/18)

World international and domestic airports handled a record 4.4 billion passengers in 2006.

Unfortunately, they’re still at the baggage carousel.