Thursday, November 15, 2007

Welcome Hunters

A brilliant marketing idea by the pheasants of western Kansas. Odds of survival increase greatly if the hunters have blurred vision.

What the picture doesn't show is the hunting dogs marching with their picket signs.

The Least You Should Know (11/15)

A Georgia warden wants to buy satellite TV so inmates can watch football. He says it's a research tool so they’ll have something to talk about when O.J. arrives.

Monday, November 12, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/12)

Scientists say that the universe weighs less than originally thought because it contains less dark matter than early researched indicated. Today Al Sharpton began a boycott of the universe.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/8)

Rosie O'Donnell's talk show deal with MSNBC fell through. The cable channel wouldn't meet her demands and give her a microphone.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/7)

Hillary Clinton said in a CNN interview that she’s answered 5,000 questions in the last 10 months. Most of the answers were, "Yes, Bill -- I'll be home at the regular time tonight."

Friday, November 02, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/2)

According to Forbes magazine Elvis Presley is the highest earning dead celebrity, finishing just ahead of Keith Richards.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

The Least You Should Know (11/1)

Don Imus is expected to return to the airwaves Dec. 3. Details are sketchy but it sounds like he'll be covering sports as a color commentator.