Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The Least You Should Know (2/27)

Barack Obama said if they make a movie about his life, he wants Will Smith to play him. And Michelle Obama said if she gets to play herself, that would be her proudest moment.

Monday, February 25, 2008

The Least You Should Know (2/25)

Hillary Clinton accused Barack Obama of using tactics from the playbook of Karl Rove. It appears that after losing 10 primaries in a row, Hillary is using tactics from the playbook of the Miami Dolphins.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

The Least You Should Know (2/24)

Cuban lawmakers met to name a successor to dictator Fidel Castro. Many believe it will be Bobby Knight.

Friday, February 22, 2008

The Least You Should Know (2/22)

Fidel Castro wants a vacation because he’s exhausted. In fact, he’s catching the next bathtub to Miami.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Least You Should Know (2/21)

Dallas prosecutors released transcripts of an alleged conversation between Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby conspiring to kill JFK. The FBI thinks it’s fake because their conversation took place in a chat room.

Monday, February 18, 2008

The Least You Should Know (2/18)

Vanna White turns 51 today. Her cake says Ha_py Bir_hda_!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The Least You Should Know (2/13)

Dolly Parton postponed her tour because her breasts are putting too much strain on her back. It’s the same thing that happened to Michael Moore.