The Least You Should Know (10/13)

Mets starting pitcher Johan Santana had knee surgery. It was painful, but he’s used to not having any relief.

The Least You Should Know (10/9)

Dolphins running back Ricky Williams said last weekend he was tempted to smoke marijuana. But then he realized halftime was almost over.

The Least You Should Know (10/8)

A wedding in England was interrupted when the bride gave birth to a baby boy 5 weeks prematurely. You should’ve heard those vows.

The Least You Should Know (10/7)

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a bill that would’ve fined motorists $35 for having a dog in their lap. It's a safety issue; somebody has to steer while the humans eat their lunch.

The Least You Should Know (10/3)

Ben and Jerry won’t pursue a request to make ice cream with breast milk. They experimented with it but the breast pumps were too painful.

The Least You Should Know (10/2)

There are rumors that Barack Obama will replace Joe Biden with Hillary Clinton, using an excuse that Biden has health problems. Evidently caused by being thrown under a bus.

The Least You Should Know (10/1)

A phone number for a New Jersey Democrat campaign office is actually the number for a phone sex service. But either way you get to talk with Bill Clinton.