The Least You Should Know (11/12)

Janet Jackson’s producers say the rest of her tour is cancelled because of scheduling conflicts. Even she has better things to do than go to her concerts.

The Least You Should Know (11/11)

With the Obama win many conservatives are considering moving to another country. That’s right; they might go to San Francisco.

What Now?

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

The Least You Should Know (11/6)

The Orlando Sun-Sentinel published a list of people who reportedly slept with Madonna. I’m not saying the list is big, but 3 paper delivery boys threw out their backs.

The Least You Should Know (11/5)

A survey shows that 44 percent of people do their best thinking in the shower. That explains why our Congress stinks.

The Least You Should Know (11/4)

There’s video circulating the internet of Barack Obama sneezing on a reporter. Evidently wealth isn't the only thing he's spreading.

The Least You Should Know (11/3)

A Dubai radio station fired a DJ for impersonating God. It's different in the United States. We don't fire people for impersonating God; we elect them.