Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The Least You Should Know (1/13)

Al Qaeda says an attack on the United States can be avoided if everybody converts to Islam. That’s asking a lot; we can’t even convert to digital TV.

Monday, January 12, 2009

The Least You Should Know (1/12)

Research indicates that children who do poorly in math cost taxpayers billions each year. Mainly because they grow up and vote.

Friday, January 09, 2009

The Least You Should Know (1/9)

A woman in California had a 14 pound baby. The child has his daddy’s eyes. And shoe size.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

The Least You Should Know (1/8)

A Long Island teenager earned all 121 merit badges offered by the Boy Scouts of America. He’s slept under so many stars his nickname is Madonna.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

The Least You Should Know (1/7)

Congress issued an alert that promised Inaugural ceremonies will be filled with long delays, large crowds, and potential injury or death. In other words, it’s a trip to Wal-Mart.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

The Least You Should Know (1/6)

Chicago firefighters responded to a small fire at the house of Jesse Jackson, Jr. They say it apparently started from an overheated paper shredder.

Monday, January 05, 2009

The Least You Should Know (1/5)

Last year Arab leaders gave Condi Rice jewelry worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's an unstable alliance, so they got relationship advice from Kobe Bryant.