The Least You Should Know (2/11)

McDonald’s profits are up 80 percent, so it’s likely the deficit won’t be the only thing expanding.

The Least You Should Know (2/5)

The President's proposed stimulus bill is over $900 billion. Or as the Yankees call it, a signing bonus.

The Least You Should Know (2/4)

Economists report that profits are down for porn, strippers, and gambling. Last week Congress got a bailout request from Satan.

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Upon Further Review:

Maybe I'm not seeing it, but there seems to be a lack of data supporting how beneficial porn, strippers, and gambling are to society. While those vices do provide material for writing Charles Barkley lines, I'm not sad to see them struggling. If people want to gamble they should gamble on their own ability. Or buy stock in General Motors.

The Least You Should Know (2/3)

McDonald's is planning to open 1,000 new stores worldwide next year. It's their plan to create more jobs…in cardiology.

The Least You Should Know (2/2)

Britney Spears signed a book deal to write her life’s story. Proceeds will benefit a charity she started – Kevin Federline.

The Least You Should Know (1/29)

It was revealed that the classical music played at the Inauguration was pre-recorded. Unfortunately, the oath of office wasn’t.

The Least You Should Know (1/27)

NBA owners reversed a ban on serving hard liquor during live games. Fans are stunned to learn that until now Mark Cuban was sober.