Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Least You Should Know (6/10)

Carnival Cruise Lines hosted over 2,000 mostly female passengers on a 3-day cruise with the New Kids on the Block. There’s one ship that's safe from pirates.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

The Least You Should Know (6/9)

A clown in West Virginia was arrested for alleged drunken driving. Police are still questioning the other passengers in the car. All 87 of them.

Monday, June 08, 2009

The Least You Should Know (6/8)

Britain's military might allow female soldiers to fight on the front lines. Some women are already training in the United States at Wal-Mart.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

The Least You Should Know (6/4)

The I.R.S. will hire about 8,000 people this year to do audits. Evidently President Obama is looking to fill a cabinet position.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

The Least You Should Know (6/3)

A Pennsylvania middle school expelled a student for having an eyebrow trimmer. Homeland Security also determined that she’s a threat to Andy Rooney.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

The Least You Should Know (6/2)

NASA hopes the fixed Hubble telescope will provide secrets to the universe. If that doesn’t work they’ll just ask Joe Biden.

Monday, June 01, 2009

The Least You Should Know (6/1)

Contestants in a Belgium bodybuilding competition scattered when doping officials arrived. They got there just in time; a baseball game was about to break out.