Monday, July 27, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/27)

A bank robber in Houston said the poor economy is what forced him into the hold up. It’s pretty much the same thing Congress said about the stimulus plan.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Least You Know (7/23)

The U.S. budget deficit is over $1 trillion dollars for the first time ever. It’s not surprising; for six months the media has been telling us that President Obama is making history.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/22)

President Obama stopped by the Fox broadcast booth at the All Star Game. He didn’t analyze the game; the last time he studied something too closely the picture was all over the Internet.

The picture of President Obama apparently checking out that 16-year-old girl’s backside is still a hot topic. He won’t comment on it; ironically, he wants to see her birth certificate.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/21)

Ohio scientists are developing a fuel cell that runs on urine. The family car could create marital tension; the guys would leave the gas lid open.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/16)

In his fourth game back from a suspension for taking female fertility drugs, Manny Ramirez was ejected for throwing equipment. He threw his batting gloves, his wrist bands – pretty much everything in his purse...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/15)

The Lakers signed Ron Artest. Analysts say his size and experience could result in another Lakers championship riot.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/14)

A spokesman for former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry said he’s no peeping Tom. Barry was so stunned about being charged with stalking he dropped his binoculars.