Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Least You Should Know (9/10)

Occidental College is offering a course in stupidity. The required text book is the U.S. tax code.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

The Least You Should Know (9/9)

Fidel Castro said President Obama is being obstructed by right-wing extremists. Cuba is low on toilet paper, so Castro knows all about reactionary movements.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

The Least You Should Know (9/8)

Newsweek reported that Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke was the victim of identity theft. So somebody else is running around playing Robin Hood.

Monday, September 07, 2009

The Least You Should Know (9/7)

Now there’s a cash for appliances program. It’s a little misleading; illegal aliens got excited when they heard the government is providing $300 million for new dishwashers.

Friday, September 04, 2009

Thursday, September 03, 2009

The Least You Should Know (9/3)

A lot of people think the Lockerbie bomber should have been left to die a painful death in prison, or worse, made an assistant coach for the Raiders.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

The Least You Should Know (9/2)

Bobby Knight is going into the Indiana University Hall of Fame. The ceremony will be standing room only. Not because of the crowd, they just don’t want to have any chairs around.