Monday, November 16, 2009

The Least You Should Know (11/16)

San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum faces charges for possessing marijuana. He’s a Cy Young Award winner, but apparently wants to be an Olympic gold-medal swimmer.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Least You Should Know (11/12)

Republicans introduced a 230-page health care bill of their own. Democrats liked how short it was; it didn’t take as long to burn

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Least You Should Know (11/11)

A new restaurant based on the Twilight series is opening next year in Forks, Washington. They’re into blood-sucking vampires so much the main entrĂ©e is called “the public option.”

Monday, November 09, 2009

The Least You Should Know (11/9)

In his new book Andre Agassi admits to using meth while he was still playing pro tennis. That explains how he could play doubles without a partner.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

The Least You Should Know (11/5)

Levi Johnston will pose for Playgirl in mid-November. I figured if he was doing a shoot it would somehow involve Sarah Palin’s crosshairs.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

The Least You Should Know (11/4)

Last week U.N. weapons inspectors arrived in Iran to evaluate a uranium enrichment facility. They were about as welcome as Joe Biden at a mime convention.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

The Least You Should Know (11/3)

Pro-Atheism ads started appearing in subway stations across New York City. The campaign is sponsored by fans of the New York Knicks.