The Least You Should Know (11/30)

Despite rumors that President Obama is losing weight, he simply stays lean by exercising daily. It turns out that all of that bowing makes a good ab workout.

The Least You Should Know (11/29)

If it turns out the death of Chicago School Board President Michael Scott is because someone put a vicious hit on him, police can rule out anybody on the Bears defense.

The Least You Should Know (11/24)

According to a survey more people are re-gifting. For example, Democrats appear to be giving their Congressional seats to Republicans. 

The Least You Should Know (11/23)

To prepare for black Friday Wal-Mart hired crowd control experts who handled the Super Bowl. Wal-Mart and the Super Bowl are a lot alike; both feature the best tacklers around.

The Least You Should Know (11/19)

Last week closing arguments were made in the John Gotti, Jr. trial. Prosecutors talked a little baseball; they said Derek Jeter really doesn’t have the most hits in New York history.

The Least You Should Know (11/18)

U.S. intelligence knew the Fort Hood gunman tried to contact Al Qaeda, but that wasn’t a reason to kick him out of the military. After all, it’s not like he’s gay.

The Least You Should Know (11/17)

India’s federal government bought 200 tons of gold. They either just made a good fiscal decision, or they’re providing accessories for the country’s rap artists.