The Least You Should Know (9/14)

New York approved school textbooks that some say twist facts about the Founding Fathers. Before now nobody knew that Thomas Jefferson owned a dry cleaning business with his wife Wheezie.

The Least You Shoud Know (9/13)

The Census Bureau noted that the birth rate dropped 2.7 percent last year. Some say it’s because of the economy, or that Levi Johnston was too busy.

The Least You Should Know (9/9)

In an interview President Obama said he can’t spend all of his time with his birth certificate plastered on his forehead. It would be too distracting when he putts.

The Least You Should Know (9/7)

Paris Hilton was pulled over because an officer said there was a vapor trail that smelled like marijuana coming from her SUV on the Las Vegas strip. It must have been a strong odor; the cop was in L.A.

The Least You Should Know (9/6)

A man in Florida was arrested for getting into a profanity-laced argument with his bicycle. Typical road rage; it all started when the bike flipped him off.

The Least You Should Know (9/2)

An ex-wife of the guy who played Bozo the Clown claims that he cheated on her. She knew right away when she saw his shoes parked in another woman's driveway.

The Least You Should Know (9/1)

Iran recently began fueling its first nuclear plant, increasing suspicions of a nuclear weapon. To counter, the United States acquired two Iowa egg farms.