The Least You Should Know (9/28)

In Louisiana a naked woman stole a cab. People are celebrating the 20th year of Jerry Springer’s show in different ways.

The Least You Should Know (9/27)

A 37-room castle is up for sale in central Italy. It’s 1,600 years old and needs a lot of renovations; pretty much the same thing CNN said about Larry King.

The Least You Should Know (9/22)

People are criticizing President Obama because quotes sewn into his new Oval Office rug are misattributed. Not only that, half of Americans think the rug faces Mecca.

The Least You Should Know (9/21)

The FDA told Canada Dry not to make health claims on their green tea drinks. People won’t care anyway; when Americans are encouraged to drink Canada Dry, they just see it as a challenge.

The Least You Should Know (9/20)

Newsweek has an article suggesting that America overreacted to 9/11. It’s ghost written by Saddam Hussein.

The Least You Should Know (9/16)

Paris Hilton said she thought the bag of cocaine police found in her purse was gum. She loves going to parades when Lindsay Lohan is throwing the candy.

The Least You Should Know (9/15)

A California golfer struck a rock that sparked a 12-acre fire. It's the most destructive drive by a golfer since Tiger Woods tried to leave his house on Thanksgiving.