Tuesday, November 02, 2010

The Least You Should Know (11/2)

Paramount Pictures is discussing a Top Gun 2. The original came out in 1986, before John McCain was a Maverick and Hillary Clinton was the Iceman.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

The Least You Should Know (11/1)

Joe Biden said Democrats aren’t campaigning on some of President Obama’s accomplishments because they’re too hard to explain. For example, not everybody knows what a double eagle is.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/28)

In China, scientists are looking for a creature that looks like Bigfoot. It’s payback time; now the Chinese will know how hard it is to find something made in the United States.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/27)

This season the NBA directed referees to call more technical fouls on players for overt gestures like sarcastic clapping, punching the air, and throwing their pacifiers.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/26)

A Massachusetts school district plans to observe a Muslim holiday. If surveys are accurate, 25 percent of Americans think it should be called President’s Day.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/21)

Iran and Egypt are renewing flights after a 31-year freeze. It’s good news for passengers that had the layover.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Least You Should Know (10/19)

At a show in New York Lady Gaga wore a dress made entirely of human hair. It was either made that way, or her meat dress is past the expiration date.