Monday, December 13, 2010

The Least You Should Know (12/13)

A company that tracks lightening said that 310 million bolts struck the earth between May and October, mostly right after mid-term campaign speeches were made.

Thursday, December 09, 2010

The Least You Should Know (12/9)

77-year-old Willie Nelson was arrested for possession of pot. He’s a hero to many; without him nobody would know that marijuana can be a gateway drug to country music.

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

The Least You Should Know (12/8)

The Taliban leader that was in secret peace talks with the U.S turned out to be an imposter. Americans still aren’t used to asking for a birth certificate.

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

The Least You Should Know (12/7)

Ohio death row inmates will now have a time limit on their final words before execution. The warden is getting tired of hearing 199 Trillion Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

Monday, December 06, 2010

The Least You Should Know (12/6)

Newt Gingrich has a 12-step plan that he says will transform the United States. He doesn’t have a lot of support; given our weight problem Americans try to avoid steps.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

The Least You Should Know (12/2)

There may be a new Incredible Hulk series coming to TV. It will be set in 2010; he’s still green and still growls, but instead of a scientist David Banner turns into an E.P.A. agent.

The Least You Should Know (12/1)

The Miss Mafia beauty contest will be held later this month in Hungary. The winner gets a new car with an extra large trunk.