Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/19)

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Marvel Comics are creating a comic book character named the Governator. It will be a classic story, where the hero does battle with criminals, and possessive pronouns.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/14)

How bad was Charlie Sheen’s Detroit show? Sea World has a whale performing that’s killed 3 people, and it doesn’t even get booed.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/13)

The FBI is investigating a bullet hole found in the fuselage of a US Airways jet. Apparently geese don’t like it when pilots cut them off.

Thursday, April 07, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/7)

PETA wants language in the Bible to be more animal-friendly. They dream of families attending Easter services to hear about the sacrificial Spam.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/6)

A Mideast expert said Muammar Gaddafi is losing his grip on reality. Like the time he tried using steroids, but mistakenly took flax seed oil and arthritis cream.

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/5)

The White House extended Geneva Convention rights to al-Qaeda fighters. That means they can’t be tortured; so Guantanamo Bay has to block commercials with Flo the Progressive Insurance lady.

Monday, April 04, 2011

The Least You Should Know (4/4)

Dayton, Ohio, police captured a bank robbery suspect after he fled riding a city bus. It's the slowest escape from Ohio since LaBron James had his 1 hour ESPN special.