Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/28)

Alice Cooper performed after President Obama gave the commencement address at Arizona State. What a cool graduation; a rock star, and Alice Cooper.

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/26)

The Senate approved a bill that allows guns to be carried in national parks. That makes sense; this is America, and we have the right to arm bears.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/22)

Doctors say whole body vibrations can help people lose weight. Jenny Craig just got a new competitor: Chrysler.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/20)

A puppy in England ate several alphabet refrigerator magnets. After two days it passed an issue of the National Enquirer.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/19)

Michael Phelps said he was unaware the day his 3-month ban from swimming ended. Lately he’s just been in a fog.

See, even he doesn’t follow competitive swimming.

Monday, May 18, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/18)

In Oregon, police arrested 7 people involved in a brawl during karaoke at a bar. It was total chaos and people were screaming in pain; then a fight broke out.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Least You Should Know (5/14)

President Obama said he can’t just make the banks do whatever he wants by pressing a button. He also needs a rope and pulley.