Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/30)

A new book claims President Obama is a heavy smoker. This could make history; the British might not be the only ones to burn down the White House.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/29)

Twenty six percent of Americans are obese. Our refrigerators are open so often the government is requiring more efficient light bulbs.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/28)

General Motors image chief Bob Lutz complained that GM isn’t hiring attractive women as auto show models. He’s out of touch; if they want to sell cars to Americans the only hot dish they’ll have laying on the hood is lasagna.

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/27)

A bank robber in Houston said the poor economy is what forced him into the hold up. It’s pretty much the same thing Congress said about the stimulus plan.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Least You Know (7/23)

The U.S. budget deficit is over $1 trillion dollars for the first time ever. It’s not surprising; for six months the media has been telling us that President Obama is making history.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/22)

President Obama stopped by the Fox broadcast booth at the All Star Game. He didn’t analyze the game; the last time he studied something too closely the picture was all over the Internet.

The picture of President Obama apparently checking out that 16-year-old girl’s backside is still a hot topic. He won’t comment on it; ironically, he wants to see her birth certificate.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/21)

Ohio scientists are developing a fuel cell that runs on urine. The family car could create marital tension; the guys would leave the gas lid open.