The Least You Should Know (9/30)
The net worth of Americans grew by $2 Trillion last spring. Of course it did; our portfolios now include a car company and several banks
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
The Least You Should Know (9/29)
O.J. Simpson is reportedly depressed. Some people just aren’t coping with the cancellation of The Guiding Light.
Monday, September 28, 2009
The Least You Should Know (9/28)
Former pro wrestling CEO Linda McMahon is running for US Senate. Pro wrestling and the senate are very different. One has trash-talking actors and steroids; the other is wrestling.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
The Least You Should Know (9/24)
Several American Airlines employees face charges of drug smuggling. Sure, they're criminals; but to their credit everything was in clear plastic bags.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
The Least You Should Know (9/22)
German researchers report that when people are lost and confused they actually do walk in circles. Hence, the Oval Office.
Monday, September 21, 2009
The Least You Should Know (9/21)
ABC and NBC refused to air ads criticizing President Obama’s health care plan because it doesn’t meet their standards. Evidently the ads don’t show enough cleavage.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
The Least You Should Know (9/15)
President Obama’s approval ratings continue to sink. Wow. He really did inherit everything from Bush.
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