The Least You Should Know (1/28)

Through witness testimony, the diseased wife of alleged murderer Drew Peterson testified from the grave. ACORN also let her cast a vote.

The Least You Should Know (1/27)

Troubled NBA guard Stephon Marbury signed a deal with a Chinese league basketball team. Like the New Jersey Nets, he hasn’t played professionally since last season.

The Least You Should Know (1/25)

Researchers in Connecticut who are working on a 4,000 year-old mummy are tyring to unlock secrets of its past. So they’re making it run for public office.

The Least You Should Know (1/21)

Astronomers are discussing a mystery object that whizzed by the Earth last week. Turns out it was Harry Reid’s approval numbers.

Whatever it was missed us by 80,000 miles, so it looks like those Northwest Airlines pilots are working again.

The Least You Should Know (1/20)

A study finds that compared to the average citizen, NBA players are more likely to be assaulted and tied up. But the players don’t care as long as the referees call a foul.

The Least You Should Know (1/19)

When learning that Vice President Joe Biden’s mom died Americans were both sad and surprised. Sad at her passing and surprised to learn Joe Biden is still the Vice President.

The Least You Should Know (1/18)

The White House is reluctant to let C-Span air the health care debate. They think Warren Beatty would feel inferior if he saw how many people are in bed with Harry Reid.