Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/31)

Because of a food shortage experts warn that the bears in Yellowstone will be more dangerous this fall. They plan to start cooking with tainted eggs.

Monday, August 30, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/30)

Mel Gibson crashed his car into a hillside. He got distracted when he was screaming at the lady on his GPS .

Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/26)

A federal jury convicted former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich of lying to federal agents. He told them he has his hair done by a professional.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/25)

Florida is considering a new immigration law. It’s tough; everybody would have to carry I.D., and LeBron James can’t find a pocket-sized picture of the Last Supper.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/24)

Levi Johnston is running for city office in Wasilla, Alaska. He’s impregnated multiple women and been photographed naked; there's no doubt he’s ready for politics.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/19)

Dancers at an Ohio strip club protested outside a church that protested them. It’s a tough economy. Each week they try to survive on a few dollar bills, and so do the strippers.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Least You Should Know (8/18)

19 Sudanese men were sentenced to 30 lashes for wearing women’s clothing. In Sudan it’s illegal; in America it’s Lady Gaga.