Friday, December 30, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/30)

ExxonMobil believes that half of all vehicles will be hybrids by 2040. The other half will be able to go over 60 miles per hour.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/29)

The Library of Congress will archive every tweet ever sent. Future generations deserve an explanation of what we were thinking during the reboot of Beavis and Butt-head.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/28)

President Obama was criticized for telling a crowd in Kansas that he was glad to be back in Texas. People should lighten up; like any of us could name every state in his homeland.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/27)

Lady Gaga wants to do 450 concerts over the next 2 years. It would take her all over the Earth, plus a few shows on her home planet.

Friday, December 23, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/23)

A census report shows that women are still outliving men. It’s due to a variety of reasons; genetics, stress, blow torches...

Thursday, December 22, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/22)

Burger King changed their fries and made them thicker, much like they’ve done to their customers.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Least You Should Know (12/21)

A woman in Arizona tried to rob a gas station with a toy penguin she claimed was a bomb. A judge granted bail, since neither the woman nor the penguin is considered a flight risk.