Wednesday, February 29, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/29)

A Seattle woman married a building. She’s excited, but the groom thinks he’s settling.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/28)

A survey finds that 75 percent of people text, email, and surf the internet on the toilet. After hearing the report Siri turned in her resignation letter.


Friday, February 24, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/24)

Pfizer said some of their birth control pills may not prevent pregnancy. They had to recall 1 million packets, and that was just from the Duggar’s house.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/23)

A Seattle woman married a building to protest its demolition. She’s already complaining that her husband just sits around all day.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/22)

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel pounded on his neighbor’s door to let her know her house was on fire. He expressed relief that nobody was injured, and then the NFL fined him for an excessive celebration.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/21)

In 2013 a foldable electric car will début in Europe. Americans are excited to have them here; they’ll make a nice snack for our SUVs.

Monday, February 20, 2012

The Least You Should Know (2/20)

A mouse was dispensed from an ATM in Sweden when a man was getting cash. The mouse was sick, and appeared to be going through withdrawals.