Thursday, March 11, 2010

The Least You Should Know (3/11)

Last week Dr. Seuss fans marked the 106th anniversary of his birth. Nobody was better at making up funny-sounding words, except maybe George W. Bush.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Least You Should Know (3/10)

Doctors want standard colon screenings to explore deeper into the colon. That explains all the new people being hired by the I.R.S.

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

The Least You Should Know (3/9)

GM's deal to sell the Hummer brand to China fell apart, which likely means the deal was made in China.

Monday, March 08, 2010

The Least You Should Know (3/8)

Seaworld’s killer whale was involved with 2 deaths before the one two weeks ago, yet they didn’t set it free. At least somebody learned a lesson from the O.J. trial.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

The Least You Should Know (3/4)

A California man was hit by a train twice within 2 weeks. And yet he’s still had a better month than the president of Toyota.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

The Least You Should Know (3/3)

Marijuana use is up among senior citizens. And so is the average time of their bingo games.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

The Least You Should Know (3/2)

A woman in Sweden allegedly taped pictures of her ex-boyfriend's private parts on light posts around town. Neighbors thought a politician was missing.