Thursday, July 16, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/16)

In his fourth game back from a suspension for taking female fertility drugs, Manny Ramirez was ejected for throwing equipment. He threw his batting gloves, his wrist bands – pretty much everything in his purse...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/15)

The Lakers signed Ron Artest. Analysts say his size and experience could result in another Lakers championship riot.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/14)

A spokesman for former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry said he’s no peeping Tom. Barry was so stunned about being charged with stalking he dropped his binoculars.

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/13)

Model Karen Mulder was arrested for threatening to attack her plastic surgeon. She told him she’d knock the nose right out of his hand.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/9)

Inmates in a Philippines prison honored Michael Jackson by performing the dance from "Thriller". Before now the only place to see that many criminals dancing is at an inaugural ball.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/8)

A man paid $1.68 million at an auction to have lunch with Warren Buffett. It’s the most anybody paid for a lunch that wasn’t in an airport.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The Least You Should Know (7/7)

Cubs catcher Geovani Soto tested positive for marijuana. He won't get penalized because pot isn't a performance enhancing drug. Except in competitive eating.