Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Least You Should Know (1/31)

Iran has reportedly started military war exercises. They’re obviously not pleased that someone in the U.S. cancelled the Martha Stewart Show.

Monday, January 30, 2012

The Least You Should Know (1/30)

The massive disappearance of honeybees could be due to a parasitic fly. Bees pollinate plants and make it possible for us to have vegetables, so if bees continue to die it could affect literally dozens of Americans.

Friday, January 27, 2012

The Least You Should Know (1/27)

Observers question how much influence new leader Kim Jong Un has in North Korea. His first step is to persuade the military generals to let him stay up past 10:00 on school nights.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

The Least You Should Know (1/26)

Dude ranches in Colorado are adding stronger horses with larger saddles to handle overweight riders. When people are about to get in the saddle it’s the horse that yells “Whoaaaa!”

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The Least You Should Know (1/25)

Iran threatened the U.S. if an aircraft carrier returns to the Gulf. They said they’re not in the habit of making threats more than once, so apparently nobody in Iran is the parent of a toddler.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Least You Should Know (1/24)

The TSA got additional funding to expand its reach. Soon they will provide safety screenings to other areas like trains, cruises, and the Penn State locker room.

Monday, January 23, 2012

The Least You Should Know (1/23)

China plans to send a manned flight to the moon during the coming decade. If people thought the U.S. lunar landing was fake, imagine what the people who make our TVs can pull off.