The Least You Should Know (11/12)

Republicans introduced a 230-page health care bill of their own. Democrats liked how short it was; it didn’t take as long to burn

The Least You Should Know (11/11)

A new restaurant based on the Twilight series is opening next year in Forks, Washington. They’re into blood-sucking vampires so much the main entrée is called “the public option.”

The Least You Should Know (11/9)

In his new book Andre Agassi admits to using meth while he was still playing pro tennis. That explains how he could play doubles without a partner.

The Least You Should Know (11/5)

Levi Johnston will pose for Playgirl in mid-November. I figured if he was doing a shoot it would somehow involve Sarah Palin’s crosshairs.

The Least You Should Know (11/4)

Last week U.N. weapons inspectors arrived in Iran to evaluate a uranium enrichment facility. They were about as welcome as Joe Biden at a mime convention.

The Least You Should Know (11/3)

Pro-Atheism ads started appearing in subway stations across New York City. The campaign is sponsored by fans of the New York Knicks.

The Least You Should Know (10/29)

This Halloween parents are making the Balloon Boy costume a big hit. The kids wearing it Saturday night will spend 3 hours hiding in the attic.