Wednesday, April 05, 2006

In the News

  • At Miami International Airport, radio communication between air traffic controllers and pilots was interrupted by a pirate hip hop radio station. The pilots enjoyed hearing the station in their headphones so much that now they demand air traffic controllers announce the arrival of flight crews by saying, “Here’s Bones, Thugs-N-Harmony.”
  • Actress Susan Sarandon is set to portray anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan in an upcoming movie. Michael Moore will be the group of angry war protesters.
  • A Florida State University professor suggests that perhaps Jesus didn’t really walk on water as described in the Bible. He says that a scientific explanation of the miracle could be that Jesus actually walked on a hard-to-see patch of ice. Christians are encouraging the professor to talk about ice as much as possible because he will need plenty of it where he’s going.

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