It Ain't so Wise

I had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday. In hindsight I should have asked the dentist to return them to me, given what the Tooth Fairy pays these days. Of course, then the IRS would be on me about unreported income...

They suggested I put a tea bag in my mouth to help the clotting process. Good idea, but I'm not sure what to do with that little string. It just dangles out of my mouth. It looks like I'm hiding a mouse.