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A Florida teenager faces charges for using a knife to try and steal a cheeseburger at Burger King. Apparently she didn’t get it her way.

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A company in India created a 4-passenger car that sells new for $2,500. Of course that’s the base price; you’ll pay more for the extras -- like doors.

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Two men who disrupted a Hillary Clinton rally by shouting, "Iron my shirt" said they oppose the thought of a woman in the White House. Later they showed up at a John Edwards rally.

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Animal advocates are hoping that recent dogfighting scandals will force lawmakers to pass tougher animal abuse laws. The most vocal about animal abuse are dogs dressed in sweaters.

I Don't Care About Religion

So much has been made about Mitt Romney's religion during the last two months. He's Mormon. And?

I'm Catholic, but I know a little summin' about the the LDS Church.

• They follow the same 10 Commandments as we do
  
• They're family centered
  
• Many of them volunteer two years on missions to share the teachings of the church (yah, I know -- Al Gore has spent more than two years spreading the global warming gospel).
  
• Mormons teach that the body is a temple and should not be polluted with alcohol, caffeine, and cigarettes.
  
• They believe in abstenence
  
• They respect life

Sounds like a good list for anybody claiming to be conservative. As a guy who would love to multiply his hairs, I'm certainly not going to split them on what one religion believes is the best way to get into heaven.

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The official overseeing Madonna’s adoption of David Banda said Madonna is the “perfect mother.” She went on to add, “Not like Norma Arnold perfect, but more like Tom Arnold perfect.”

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A teenager in London extinguished the flames of a kitchen fire by grabbing a pair of his mom’s size-20 underwear. In other news, Britney Spears' house burned down.