Weekly Review for 5/14/06

• The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers rejected a proposal to create a “.xxx” domain for porn sites. They did, however, agree to the “.$$$” domain.
  
  
• A new Harris poll indicates that President Bush’s approval rating has dropped to 29 percent. Liberals are excited at the news because it greatly reduces his odds of being reelected.
  
  
• President Bush will address the nation on immigration Monday night. That is, if the White House can find a translator.
  
  
• Paris Hilton released a new video game that can be played on cell phones. Critics complain that the game only works when a phone is set to vibrate.
  
  
• Thursday the F.D.A. approved a new anti-smoking pill. After you lose the urge to smoke you take the anti-smoldering pill.